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bear with me here bear with me the wolf at the window is chalky, he taps something in, what is that? morse code? the letters i can’t make out— a language so dead & buried that even the mud & silt refuse to vomit it back up the wolf peers next door at my balding middle aged neighbour who has once again dropped his bone china for what feels like the hundredth time this week he’s obnoxious both the wolf & i know that big dog man ( im going to call him theo, nothings ever gone wrong with a bloke called theo) says he could have the man’s neck between his vapid jaw by next thursday hallelujah! it would be a valid excuse to miss work oh i’m sorry sir but i’ve just had to bear witness to my neighbour have righteous justice rain down on his flaking scalp— what’s that? too late to find a temp cover? DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I SAID THAT IVE JUST SEEN MY NEIGHBOUR BEING MAULED BEFORE IVE EVEN HAD THE CHANCE TO POOR MILK INTO MY TEA RIGHT? THIS ISN’T THE SORTTA THING YOU GET TO SEE BEFORE 9PM bear with me here bear with me my neighbour was at my window last night no cap no word of a lie this was some tyler & frank ocean shit he just stood there blinking not even a creepy smile just him & his broken neck & chipped fine bone china i’ve let theo roam the backyard he’s taken in by the new dog home i built him out of baby bird bones & would you look at that blue china tea cup handles thanks neighbour
SOME TOP NOTCH COMMENTS ON THE ‘MAN NEXT DOOR’ LIVE PERFORMANCE I SPENT AN HOUR ON YOUTUBE SCOURING FOR JUST TO NOT ADD IT HERE:
